<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1800194320834694901</id><updated>2012-02-16T02:09:46.189-08:00</updated><title type='text'>.</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duasdoses.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1800194320834694901/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duasdoses.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>FeRnAnDo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03122258803979441181</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://www.animalshow.hpg.ig.com.br/leao.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1800194320834694901.post-3704331315625247915</id><published>2007-05-21T13:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T16:28:34.902-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Crônica de uma morte não anunciada.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;MORREU A BATERIA DO MEU CARRO!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Assim de repente! Sem anuncio! Foi um choque! (não no sentido eléctrico do termo, pois a pobre coitada nem para isso tinha carga) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Foi após o almoço que a coitada se entregou. Foi uma consternação geral em todos aqueles que dela necessitavam, não por ela, mas sim com a forte possibilidade de terem de ir apé!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Empurra! Que empurra nada...injeção eletrônica...nem com o King Kong empurrando o carro pega!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;-Porquê? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;- Sei lá, não liga...pode ser a bateria mesmo!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Naquela altura, aquele &lt;/span&gt;&lt;i style="font-family: arial;"&gt;pode ser&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;, encerrava sentimentos contraditórios. Porra! Porquê logo agora? Mal por mal, que seja a puta da bateria. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;E foi assim a morte da bateria do meu carro, sem anúncio. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Puta que a pariu!&lt;br /&gt;Tadinha...a coitada não deixa saudades.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;*****************************************************************************************************************&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="titulo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Só pra corrigir um erro enorme do Vaticano!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kJApcNeMiOQ/RlIEbtZnj0I/AAAAAAAAAA0/LW5niVsWnj4/s1600-h/santo_silvio.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kJApcNeMiOQ/RlIEbtZnj0I/AAAAAAAAAA0/LW5niVsWnj4/s320/santo_silvio.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067117404835254082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;São Silvio...o primeiro dos Santos brasileiros!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1800194320834694901-3704331315625247915?l=duasdoses.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duasdoses.blogspot.com/feeds/3704331315625247915/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1800194320834694901&amp;postID=3704331315625247915' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1800194320834694901/posts/default/3704331315625247915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1800194320834694901/posts/default/3704331315625247915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duasdoses.blogspot.com/2007/05/crnica-de-uma-morte-no-anunciada.html' title='Crônica de uma morte não anunciada.'/><author><name>FeRnAnDo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03122258803979441181</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://www.animalshow.hpg.ig.com.br/leao.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kJApcNeMiOQ/RlIEbtZnj0I/AAAAAAAAAA0/LW5niVsWnj4/s72-c/santo_silvio.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1800194320834694901.post-928091929731737347</id><published>2007-05-07T13:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T16:28:35.178-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Desvirgin@do!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kJApcNeMiOQ/RkBzWbKjr1I/AAAAAAAAAAM/GEkmuqfve_E/s1600-h/whisky.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 139px; height: 73px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kJApcNeMiOQ/RkBzWbKjr1I/AAAAAAAAAAM/GEkmuqfve_E/s320/whisky.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5062172810250792786" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Pimeira postagem...é praticamente um momento de desvirgin@ção (Do Latim:perder o cabaço)!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;FRASE DO DIA:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  No mundo atual está se investindo cinco vezes mais em remédios para virilidade masculina (entenda por Brochura) e silicone para mulheres (Tunning Feminino) do que na cura do Mal de Alzheimer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;RESULTADO:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Daqui a alguns anos, teremos velhas de seios grandes e velhos de pau duro, mas eles não se lembrarão para que servem.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1800194320834694901-928091929731737347?l=duasdoses.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://duasdoses.blogspot.com/feeds/928091929731737347/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1800194320834694901&amp;postID=928091929731737347' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1800194320834694901/posts/default/928091929731737347'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1800194320834694901/posts/default/928091929731737347'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://duasdoses.blogspot.com/2007/05/disvirginado.html' title='Desvirgin@do!'/><author><name>FeRnAnDo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03122258803979441181</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://www.animalshow.hpg.ig.com.br/leao.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kJApcNeMiOQ/RkBzWbKjr1I/AAAAAAAAAAM/GEkmuqfve_E/s72-c/whisky.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
